Everyone I date becomes lesbian
Hi, for the past two years, I have been unable to find love due to a stupid curse and I was wondering if anyone had any advice for me.
It all started a year or two ago when I had my first date. I thought it went well and that she had a great time. We even had another date which(IMO) went as well as the first. However, after this the next time we met in person she broke up with me, saying that I was “A nice guy, but not the right fit for her”. I was a bit upset, but I thought that break-ups are part of life, right? That was the innocent assumption I initially held…
So the next time I see her she’s arm in arm with(and dating as I quickly found out) another girl. Maybe I just happened to be unlucky with the timing of when I met her, perhaps being a lesbian had been something she was mulling over for a while and she only could truly come to that conclusion after our first two dates.
A few months later I met the second girl. My first date with her seemed like it went even better than my first date with the previous girl. She told me she had a great time, so we made plans for a second date. I arrive at the second date, and guess what happens? She shows up… with another girl. I have a few alarm bells ringing, but I try to brush them off as I go to talk to her. She then proceeds to introduce me to… her new girlfriend… and then she tells me she’s breaking up with me since she isn't interested in guys anymore.
At this point, I was two for two for having my dates come out as lesbian after being with me. I was starting to feel slightly concerned.
Thus for the next one, I decided I ought to play it safe and found someone who was both straight and crazy Catholic on Tinder… Literally during our first date when she went to use the bathroom and then left the place(without telling me, I accidentally saw through the window) with a girl she met seemingly while there. The last time I checked her status she seemed to have denounced her religion and was currently in a committed relationship with the girl she met during our date.
So by this point, my friends are telling me I must be so undesirable as a guy that every woman I date is turned off by men after being with me. Initially, I tried to brush it off as a bunch of unlucky coincidences. Four more seemingly spontaneous lesbians later(one literally got a girlfriend while I was asking her out) and I started to think they may have a point.
Now, I identify as straight, but I figured I had to resort to desperate measures to break the cycle. So I went to a gay bar in hopes of a short hookup, something to break the mold. I got myself invested in the atmosphere and it didn’t take long before I was heading to a local hotel with a guy who seemed to be really into me.
It is literally as I’m laying on the bed, pants down, and the guy has taken his shirt off that he suddenly looks me in the eye and tells me that he “Can’t do this anymore” before running out of the room. I head back to the bar the next day where I learn that he now has a girlfriend.
So it seems like my magical ability to turn people off extends to guys too, and now that dude’s parents are trying to convince me to work at a conversion camp.
Does anyone have any advice about what I can do?