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Our Usual Suspects

  • A. Axolotl

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious

  • Abe James

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious

  • Ariel Kinel

    Staffwriter
    Aquafina Company Representative

  • Author Who Asked To Be Credited Only As ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious

  • Author Who Asked To Be Credited Only As ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ II

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Benner Rogers

    Staffwriter
    Yes, I am a real person. README'S number one and only journalist since 1981
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    Cindy Gao

    Staffwriter
    perhaps better known as auntie readme. almost certainly not a cat.
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    Danya Kogan

    Staffwriter, Union Agitator, Special Correspondent to Dr. Et Al
    I don't know what I am doing.

  • Dr. Dee Pression

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Dr. Et Al.

    Staffwriter, Science Correspondent
    I have a PhD in every possible field, and am proudly tenured here at Carnegie Mellon University.

  • Emily Jiang

    Staffwriter
    Academic Weapon

  • Eshaan Joshi

    Editor-in-Chief, Strikebreaker, Labor Law Violator
    Affable idiot with a pen
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    Jacobi Edge

    Staff Artist
    I kiss wet rats

  • Jasmine Papino-Wood

    Operations Manager, Staffwriter
    i'm the one who wrote the dysphoria article

  • Jeremiah Cornelius Penname XXVII

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Kevin Song

    Senior Advisor, Staff Artist
    Kevin isn't literate, so we make him draw some of the pictures. We also use him as the printing goo…

  • Kyle Hynes

    Staffwriter
    LEFT_EMPTY
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    Lee Rodriguez

    Chief Technical Officer, server rack owner, revenge bedtime procrastinator
    𝐼𝒻 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒, 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 ♡ I ❤️ NY | PRISM Chair 🛜 | Creative Writing🐸
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    Maximillian Bartholemow VIII

    Staffwriter
    Born to a wealthy landowning family in Surrey, England, Maximillian Bartholemew III, is our highly …

  • Mike Rophon

    Staffwriter
    Unknowable and Mysterious
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    Phong

    writer
    None of the potentially incriminating things I've said in internal Readme communications (namely ██…
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    Ryan Chernoff

    Contributor, Web developer
    Has contributed absolute nothing to ReadMe and may very well not exist.
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    Tali Kirschenbaum

    Staff Editor, Staffwriter
    Tali is a judgmental bitch who prefers critiquing others' work instead of creating her own, which i…
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    Wade Cheng

    Staffwriter, Webmaster
    Sometimes sillying. Periodically serious'd.