A Song for Dear Ol' Tech
I am the very model of a student here at Carnegie, With plans to triple major in AI, CS, and ECE I've memorized the answer key to every leetcode medium I spend my time on Stack Exchange to mitigate the tedium
I’ve crashed in classrooms everywhere from Gates to Wean to Hamerschlag Complained about insomnia with Red Bull in my sleeping bag I try to brag but sometimes the imposter syndrome gets to me I'm pretty sure that half this school still wants to go to MIT
But that's okay I know that I'm an academic superstar I've only bombed two tests, a quiz, a midterm, and a lab so far I'll try to make a comeback when my mid semester grades come out I've got a homework due at two but I don't know what that's about
I’m unsure what career of mediocrity will be my fate But at this point dear god above, oh please just let me graduate And thus with plans to triple major: AI, CS, ECE I am the very model of a student here at Carnegie.
To the tune of "A Model of a Modern Major General", by Gilbert and Sullivan