In this study, we present a novel device capable of oscillating parameters altering the fabric of contingency, never before seen in literature. While similar contraptions have attempted to distinguish themselves in the field in such a way, none have succeeded, until now. A previous doohickey, developed by Et Al and others at Carnegie Mellon University, came the closest to answering the age-old question of how to alter the fabric of contingency. The previous methods employed by the engineers in earlier studies involved fiddling with various criteria of the apparatuses that make up the bigger picture of the whatchamacallit. What our study did differently, however, was conducting various structural tests to figure out the glass transition temperatures of the gubbins, which are a central component of contingency-altering gizmos. Our widget ended up passing the Turing-Completeness test, and we conclude that our design is very human.