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Torah Review


Noah’s Ark
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Great ocean scenery but they put me with the only other human and he keeps looking at me weird.

Tower of Babel
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Gribbledorf zanks flomptiously squibberwump’s jibbleflop.

Cain and Abel
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If my dad named me Cain, I’d also be pissed off.

Joseph’s Coat of Many Colors
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A bit too much if you ask me.

Passover Story
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Can’t believe they plagiarized from the iconic 1998 American animated musical drama film The Prince of Egypt. Is nothing original these days?

The Desert
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t’s been a great few days. I’m sure we’ll get to the promised land really soon. I’m really not a fan of wandering or the number 40 but I’m sure that won’t be a problem.

Ten Commandments
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We really traded a golden calf for two stones, huh.