Ariel Kinel

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Ariel Kinel


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Aquafina Company Representative


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SAE Lions Stolen, A Grieving Nation Mourns

June 23, 2024, 10:52 a.m.
By: Ariel Kinel | Vol 1, Issue 5

A darkness has fallen over the Carnegie Mellon campus. Since we have departed for break, two of our good friends have vanished. Staples of our community have been lost. At first, I had hope that we were all being lied to, that the photos were doctored. Alas, upon returning to campus, I saw it with my own eyes. The SAE Lions were gone. I knew this day would come, but I was not prepared. In our ...

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"Drink fucking water you asocial, unhealthy fucking freaks," nine out of ten doctors say

June 23, 2024, 10:41 a.m.
By: Ariel Kinel | Vol 1, Issue 4

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. As we all find ourselves rejuvenating our love for Avatar: The Last Airbender, I present to you an important lesson. Water. We discuss whether water is wet or not. We spend so much time discussing it, but we do not spend enough time drinking it. So, I present to you my campaign for Water: The Most Forgotten Element (for CMU students). We are in a state where wat

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