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Dr. Johnathan Speed

Dr. Johnathan Speed

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Bio

Loud people are the bane of my existance.

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Professional hater

Previous Work

A Modest Proposal for dealing with after hours noise

It is a melancholy object to those who walk though this great campus, when they see the streets and roads crowded with loud-mouthed hooligans. Studious learners must keep their windows boarded, and their doors shut to keep the noise from irresponsible teenagers who, as they grow up, either turn to …

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