Jeremiah Cornelius Penname XXVII

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‘I’m good’ Not Followed By Long Contemplative Silence, Officials Investigating

June 23, 2024, 10:24 a.m.
By: Jeremiah Cornelius Penname XXVII | Vol 1, Issue 4

February 24th, 2024, 4:46PM: In a shocking turn of events, a local student exchanging pleasantries responded “I’m good” without a long, heavy silence brimming with unsaid daily anxieties, unfulfilled ambitions and existential dread.

“They didn’t even follow the statement with a discussion about how few hours of sleep they got the previous night,” a startled witness detailed.

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