Mike Rophon

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Mike Rophon


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Unknowable and Mysterious


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POST-GAME REPORT: Man Murdered on Walking to the Sky

June 23, 2024, 10:46 a.m.
By: Mike Rophon | Vol 1, Issue 5

Hello everyone! Mike Rophon, ReadMe’s resident sports announcer here to bring you the rundown on the spectacular events of the past few days. Since the sports scene on campus is going through a rough patch, I’ll be bringing you the play-by-play of yesterday’s homicide. Auntie Readme was found dead, skewered to the Walking to the Sky monument and the autopsy found that this was the result of...