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Mr. Anomalocaris

Mr. Anomalocaris

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Disease spreader, Distribution Manager, Radio ReadMe Host, Evil

Underwater bagpiping, 2027

Bio

Famed private detector and definitely not a person.

Fun Fact:

Certified anomalocaris harvester

Previous Work

Updates from Physics


An announcement sent out earlier this week to Carnegie Mellon University students has created widespread controversy and discourse. The email, as seen below, disclosed an important warning for all students to avoid the Gates Hillman Centre on 11/25/24.

Many on campus are worried a...