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Thatcher Maggie

Thatcher Maggie

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Capitlism

fucking over poor people, 2013

i dont have pronouns i'm not woke

Bio

I am proof that men don't have the be the only horrible politicians

Fun Fact

I am still dead

Previous Work

CMU announces austerity to reduce funding woes

Amidst rising inflation costs and increasing building maintenance fees, Carnegie Mellon University administration voted to implement austerity measures as a cost-cutting measure.

The English department will be entirely destroyed, as there are only 4 English majors anyways, and all social sciences will have budgets slashed in half, and the most pro-palestine professors will be fired and ...