Rawdogging Bungee Jumping in 2025
The greatest generator of culture this side of the Alleghenies is back at it again – the Brown of the Rust Belt, Carnegie Mellon University. A new trend has emerged amongst Tartans, primarily English, Art, and Psychology (they can’t fix themselves) majors, which has been dubbed “rawdogging bungee jumping”. This sport is just like regular bungee jumping, but with one small caveat – interviewing one student actively involved in this community, Benner Haroldt Rogers: “We straight up rawdogging this shit, no music, no bungee cords, no nothing. Just me and the laws of Physics”. But why would anyone want to jump off a bridge or a cliff or a tall building without a bungee cord? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose? It doesn’t, as per Tyan Beatrice “Wetham” Rosh: “A bungee cord… it takes away the feeling, y’know?”. How this trend emerged I do not know, nor its survival into the future can Ipredict, however I have found that the current most popular vantage points for taking the leap is the top of Warner Hall (Farnam is a rawdogger too!), Panther Hollow Bridge (go Panthers!), and the “Architect's leap”.