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Fulke Fuchs

Fulke Fuchs

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Guest Writer

Proper Writing, 2026

Bio

These hooligans keep using "the fuck word" and I will not stand for it

Fun Fact

"the fuck word" is proven to reduce your life expectancy by 25%

Previous Work

An Open Letter to the CMU community

By Fulke Fuchs • Vol 3, Issue 1 • Jan. 15, 2025

I write to you now as a call to take action. These are trying times, and all members of Carnegie Mellon’s community today are suffering. As such, I implore you all to take a stand today to root out an evil from our beloved campus.

Today our God-given, American, English-speaking heritage is being eroded. The youths of today bastardize our language. Influenced by foreign, alien forces, the...