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Rhodes N. Spectre

Rhodes N. Spectre

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Senior Staffwriter, Artist

Civil Engineering, 2027

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DIY Green Card


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Easy Flow Chart to see if Readme Likes You Back


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Commonly Asked Dinner Q's

Whenever you bring home a new loved one for dinner, it’s inevitable that your parents will ask you questions about them. Bringing home your new copy of ReadMe is no different. Today we will discuss some of the questions you can anticipate will be asked of you and your new …

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Hot Singles Near You


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Human Mating Calls: The Bird Perspective

Humans are among nature’s most social animals. They are renowned for their group migrations, cooperative foraging, communal roosting, synchronous breeding aggregations, precise parent–offspring interactions, coordinated group defenses, and intricate territorial and courtship rituals. In these and other contexts, and indeed in most moments of their lives, humans’ capability to navigate …

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Feng Shui to make you forget them


Everyone’s been there at some point or another: She left and took the house and the kids, he suddenly ghosted you after texting you “Love you, sweet dreams” the evening before, or you find from their friend that they were not into you it’s just that you were …

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Novel Bug Swatting Method


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Every Gun Needs a Home


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AI Enhanced Paperclip


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War on Christmas Finally Ends


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Believe In Santa


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CivE department apologizes for increase in campus construction

Earlier this week the department of Civil and Environmental Engineering issued a statement addressing the sudden increase in construction around CMU’s campus, making many spaces unusable, and causing significant traffic delays as 5th Ave and Forbes Ave have had sections of the roads closed. In the statement, the head of …

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Real classes have curves


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Patent Pending tear-off cheat sheet


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Hamerschlag ghosts still haunted by 122 homework


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