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Rhodes N. Spectre

Rhodes N. Spectre

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Senior Staffwriter, Artist

Civil Engineering, 2027

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Previous Work

Feng Shui to make you forget them


Everyone’s been there at some point or another: She left and took the house and the kids, he suddenly ghosted you after texting you “Love you, sweet dreams” the evening before, or you find from their friend that they were not into you it’s just that you were there at the right ...

Novel Bug Swatting Method


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Every Gun Needs a Home


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AI Enhanced Paperclip


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War on Christmas Finally Ends


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Believe In Santa


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CivE department apologizes for increase in campus construction

Earlier this week the department of Civil and Environmental Engineering issued a statement addressing the sudden increase in construction around CMU’s campus, making many spaces unusable, and causing significant traffic delays as 5th Ave and Forbes Ave have had sections of the roads closed. In the statement, the head of undergraduate and graduate studies for the department cite the practicum po...

Real classes have curves


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Patent Pending tear-off cheat sheet


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Hamerschlag ghosts still haunted by 122 homework


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