Tack Layshun
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Cow farming, 2028
Bio
readme's milkiest writer
Fun Fact
raw milk enjoyer
Previous Work
Top 10 Milkable things on campus
Thirsty? Good. You read the headline. You know what you’re here for.
Number 10: The Doherty-100 automatic water bottle filler. Mechanically speaking, positioning your receptacle under a dedicated drink-dispensing orifice qualifies as milking. Viscerally, it does not quite scratch the milking itch – but it is a worthy introduction to the milkosphere.
Number 9: The True Burger Pepsi...